taking the monkey business out of online dating
Hey There. Yeah, you. Got any amazing plans this weekend? Got a date? What? No? You've been single for a while, right? Geez, that sucks. Hey, I don't want to be rude about this, but someone should tell you. Your online dating profile kind of sucks. Yeah. No, it really sucks. That's ok. Not everyone is a writer! Of course you're a great catch! Have you ever heard of profilemonkey? No?! Well you should!
Welcome to profilemonkey. We've been in the online dating world. We know how badly it sucks for guys. It's ten guys for every girl online. It's ten terrible, too long, too short, too dorky, too crazy, badly written, typo ridden men's profiles for every girl online. But the good news is this: girls want to go on dates with you! Yes, really! But you're so busy turning them off with your terrible profile that they can't find it in them to say yes, or even respond to your messages. Profilemonkey to the rescue!
Profilemonkey is a group of professional writers. We have writing degrees. We've been published. People like us.
Our philosophy is that you rock. You are a handsome, interesting, funny, catch of a man. But you aren't a writer. That's ok! We are. We won't make you seem like someone you're not. You want someone who wants YOU after all, right? We'll simply help you craft a profile that catches girls attention. That shows you in your best light. First impressions are all you've got in the world of online dating. We'll edit and/or write your profile for you, give you advice on your profile pictures, even help you with some tips about sending that tricky first message. What are you waiting for? Quit monkeying around.
Welcome to profilemonkey. We've been in the online dating world. We know how badly it sucks for guys. It's ten guys for every girl online. It's ten terrible, too long, too short, too dorky, too crazy, badly written, typo ridden men's profiles for every girl online. But the good news is this: girls want to go on dates with you! Yes, really! But you're so busy turning them off with your terrible profile that they can't find it in them to say yes, or even respond to your messages. Profilemonkey to the rescue!
Profilemonkey is a group of professional writers. We have writing degrees. We've been published. People like us.
Our philosophy is that you rock. You are a handsome, interesting, funny, catch of a man. But you aren't a writer. That's ok! We are. We won't make you seem like someone you're not. You want someone who wants YOU after all, right? We'll simply help you craft a profile that catches girls attention. That shows you in your best light. First impressions are all you've got in the world of online dating. We'll edit and/or write your profile for you, give you advice on your profile pictures, even help you with some tips about sending that tricky first message. What are you waiting for? Quit monkeying around.
